Okay now, be honest. Are you still all sugared up from last night? Did you eat more Halloween candy than you gave out? Or did you "check" your kids candy and take out all of the delicious treats for yourself? C'mon, fess up! Well, even if you might not want to admit it, I'm sure you need a little candy detox.
Growing up, we never had the problem of eating more candy than we gave out. The reason for this? In all the years that my parents have lived at their house, not a single trick-or-treater ever came to the door. Did that stop my dad from buying five bags of candy every year? No. When asked why he was putting all those bags of candy in the grocery cart, the answer was always "for the trick-or-treaters." Big ole liar. Dad likes candy, plain and simple. We always ate more candy than we gave out, always.
Even now I can say that I've never answered the door of my own home to a trick-or-treater. Since moving away from my parents home, I've lived in apartments. Boyfriend, on the other hand, grew up in a classic suburban subdivision. He has many memories of costume-clad children ringing the doorbell and screaming for candy. He describes it as "annoying." I guess when you're trying to get stuff done, going to the door every two minutes might get a bit old.
So, for now I have continued my trick-or-treaterless existance. Perhaps boyfriend and I will buy a house, then we'll have ghosts, pirates and pixies ringing our doorbell on October 31st. Until then, I'll keep buying the candy, just in case.